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U was a regular at a waterfront restaurant bar in a college town. Their were a lot of college girls who worked there and I was 35 years old and fixed lots of things for the place. So one of the girls a very pretty blond asked me if I could install a shower head for her and her roommates. I stopped by a couple days later when she was off work. 5 Hot girls broke college girls and they had a $150 massaging shower wand they wanted installed. I envied that thing. I later spent a fair amount of time hanging out there with a bodacious brunette. I think all those girls used that thing to masturbate every day. I upgraded their hot water heater a month later. 

I agree with the toothbrush and shower head both of which have given me immense pleasure. I still enjoy the shower head to this day. But when I was 11 I used to have a deodorant and the cap was a really funny shape like a sex toy and it made a great substitute because the shape was good and it was a soft plastic so I could insert it inside me and push it in and out. It was very comfortable. Sorry but I don't remember the name of it but you could probably find something similar.

I don't know where you live but if it's in the USA, there's a chain of stored called Spencer's. It's a fun gift store with random t shirts, hats and stuff but the ones near me have a whole section of sex toys and they're not expensive. Also the staff are all young and cool so they wouldn't equation you buying something.

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I couldn't get any toys either when I was 13 but I had discovered the electric toothbrush and shower head a few years earlier and got a lot of pleasure from both.
Just a thought but why don't you ask a friend if you can masturbate together. It feels so much better when another person touches you.

Im 13 too and i usemy toothbrsuh and the shower head. both are great but the best is doin g it with my friend. me and her like to finger each other and can make each other orgasm really fast. if you haven't done that yet you should try it with a good friend you trust